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U N I T E D I N S E V E R A N C E
Valued Lumon Employee,
No individual is more appreciated than you, NAME.
Your adherence to standards in JOB TITLE has been noticed.
Please enjoy one (1) free package of raisins, shriveled.
C O P Y R I G H T L U M O N I N D U S T R I E S , I N C .
A L L R I G H T S R E S E R V E D
P R I N T E D I N U . S . A .
Please try to enjoy each fact equally.
The work is mysterious and important
A handshake is available upon request.
The board will not be contributing to this meeting verbally.
OPTICS
AND DESIGN
MACRODATA
REFINEMENT
SVR’D ACCESS
Senior Refiner
Morning Checklist
Thefollowing
shouldbe
completed
before
commencing
theday’swork
Remember! You are permitted one record to listen to each morning
during your morning checklist procedures. Which will you choose
today?
 Brew a pot of coffee.
 Refill the soap dispenser in the restroom
 Dust the Lumon Compliance Handbook and Appendices
 Acknowledge Kier Eagan Portrait (verbally or silently).
 Self-Assess: Can I lead today?
MACRODATA REFINEMENT
Artwork
Request Form
Onceyour
selectionhas
beenreceived,
yourartwork
willbehungin
atimely
manner
.
Approved artwork serves to invigorate your co-workers and increase
productivity. Which will you select this month?
 Kier Eagan portrait
 The Core Principles
 “Kier Tames the Four Tempers”
 “The Youthful Convalescence of Kier”
 The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design
OPTICS & DESIGN
Senior Refiner
Valentine’s Day Party Checklist
Pleaserelax
andbeopento
thesegiftsand
performthe
partysetup
accordingto
thischecklist.
Remember! Please complete each step, and enjoy each equally.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
 Open box and enjoy the note inside.
 Use pen to successfully complete this checklist.
 Inflate balloon, set on desk to the left of your computer.
 Place updated team photo on desk to the right of your computer.
 Place your new planet beside your team photo.
MACRODATA REFINEMENT
The Wellness Center
Patient Outie Facts
These facts should be very pleasing.
Relax your body and be open to the facts.
Try and enjoy each equally.
These facts are not to be shared outside this
room.
For now, they are yours to enjoy.
Your outie is generous
Your outie is fond of music and owns many records
Your outie is a friend to children, to the elderly, and the
insane
Your outie values water
Your outie likes the sound of radar
Your outie is skilled at PowerPoint and slide-making
MUSIC EXPERIENCE
( C H O O S E O N E )
B AW D Y F U N K
B U O YA N T R E G G A G E
D E F I A N T J A Z Z
E F F U S I V E S K A
H O O T I N ’ T O O T I N ’ C O U N T R Y
S P O O K Y A M B I E N T
R E C K L E S S D I S C O
T H O U G H T F U L G R U N G E
Siena 70% Complete
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Helly.
a
severed
story
Helly.
a
severed
story
Let not weakness
live in your veins
Kier Eagan
HELLO, HELLY!
GOODBYE, BURT!
WELCOME FRIENDS OF
SEVERANCE
MICROCHIP TECHNOLOGY
Contains 1 individually-packaged sterile Severance Chip
Don’t live to work. Work to live.
Advanced Technology
INNIE RETIREMENT SONG
N O. 1 9
C O P Y R I G H T L U M O N I N D U S T R I E S , I N C .
A L L R I G H T S R E S E R V E D
STEREO
45 RPM
Recorded
in the U.S.A.
SIDE A
All Rights Reserved
Lumon Industries Inc.
INNIE RETIREMENT SONG
N O . 1 9
I DON’T
WANT TO
WORK HERE
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D Story Productions
Macrodata Refinement
Barney Y
Optics & Design
Vickie L
Department of Severed Floor
Adeline C
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Severance Lumon Industries Template for education

Severance Lumon Industries Template for education

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    A Lumon IndustriesPowerPoint Presentation Template by @dstoryco Microsoft Office PowerPoint Quick Start Guides
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    U N IT E D I N S E V E R A N C E
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    Valued Lumon Employee, Noindividual is more appreciated than you, NAME. Your adherence to standards in JOB TITLE has been noticed. Please enjoy one (1) free package of raisins, shriveled. C O P Y R I G H T L U M O N I N D U S T R I E S , I N C . A L L R I G H T S R E S E R V E D P R I N T E D I N U . S . A .
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    Please try toenjoy each fact equally.
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    The work ismysterious and important
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    A handshake isavailable upon request.
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    The board willnot be contributing to this meeting verbally.
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    Senior Refiner Morning Checklist Thefollowing shouldbe completed before commencing theday’swork Remember!You are permitted one record to listen to each morning during your morning checklist procedures. Which will you choose today?  Brew a pot of coffee.  Refill the soap dispenser in the restroom  Dust the Lumon Compliance Handbook and Appendices  Acknowledge Kier Eagan Portrait (verbally or silently).  Self-Assess: Can I lead today? MACRODATA REFINEMENT
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    Artwork Request Form Onceyour selectionhas beenreceived, yourartwork willbehungin atimely manner . Approved artworkserves to invigorate your co-workers and increase productivity. Which will you select this month?  Kier Eagan portrait  The Core Principles  “Kier Tames the Four Tempers”  “The Youthful Convalescence of Kier”  The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design OPTICS & DESIGN
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    Senior Refiner Valentine’s DayParty Checklist Pleaserelax andbeopento thesegiftsand performthe partysetup accordingto thischecklist. Remember! Please complete each step, and enjoy each equally. Happy Valentine’s Day!  Open box and enjoy the note inside.  Use pen to successfully complete this checklist.  Inflate balloon, set on desk to the left of your computer.  Place updated team photo on desk to the right of your computer.  Place your new planet beside your team photo. MACRODATA REFINEMENT
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    The Wellness Center PatientOutie Facts These facts should be very pleasing. Relax your body and be open to the facts. Try and enjoy each equally. These facts are not to be shared outside this room. For now, they are yours to enjoy. Your outie is generous Your outie is fond of music and owns many records Your outie is a friend to children, to the elderly, and the insane Your outie values water Your outie likes the sound of radar Your outie is skilled at PowerPoint and slide-making
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    MUSIC EXPERIENCE ( CH O O S E O N E ) B AW D Y F U N K B U O YA N T R E G G A G E D E F I A N T J A Z Z E F F U S I V E S K A H O O T I N ’ T O O T I N ’ C O U N T R Y S P O O K Y A M B I E N T R E C K L E S S D I S C O T H O U G H T F U L G R U N G E
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    Siena 70% Complete Ox137E12: Ox098C FD 01 02 03 04 05 36% 95% 54% 76% 90% 9 6 1 0 7 8 3 6 5 7 6 5 2 1 2 1 0 7 8 7 2 5 8 8 1 0 5 6 9 6 9 0 5 2 3 8 5 4 5 3 4 1 4 1 8 9 8 5 6 9 6 7 4 6 7 8 3 2 5 4 3 8 1 0 5 0 1 5 8 7 8 5 2 9 0 7 2 3 2 9 0 2 3 4 7 0 7 0 3 6 9 2 7 2 5 6 9 7 2 3 8 7 8 5 6 3 8 5 6 3 2 8 1 4 1 4 7 8 9 2 1 4 5 4 3 7 2 3 4 3 6 5 0 1 6 9 6 5 0 7
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    Let not weakness livein your veins Kier Eagan
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    SEVERANCE MICROCHIP TECHNOLOGY Contains 1individually-packaged sterile Severance Chip Don’t live to work. Work to live. Advanced Technology
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    INNIE RETIREMENT SONG NO. 1 9 C O P Y R I G H T L U M O N I N D U S T R I E S , I N C . A L L R I G H T S R E S E R V E D STEREO 45 RPM Recorded in the U.S.A. SIDE A All Rights Reserved Lumon Industries Inc. INNIE RETIREMENT SONG N O . 1 9
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    Macrodata Refinement Barney Y Optics& Design Vickie L Department of Severed Floor Adeline C
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